February 2012
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apriki:
NO GOOD
DIRTY
ROTTEN
PIG STEALING
GREAT GREAT GRANDFATHER
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RE: Hunger Games Mall Tour
The 90’s called. They want their publicity device back.
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Just because you're in a bed does not mean you can...
When your roommate is sitting across the room. And there is no divider. And I’m right here guys. Come on.
An open letter to Peeta Mellark, offering my...
thedeanscendants:
assholedisney:
If you didn’t know, there’s some new footage up with a really short piece of the bread scene.
In the scene, Peeta is shown ripping a loaf of bread and throwing it at what I assumed would Katniss, which at first seems ridiculously violent.
I mean, I get that you just got bitch slapped and you’re probably a little angry right now, plus you’ve got flour all up...
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IT'S MONDAY
Carry on.
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Remember that paper I threw a bad historical pick...
And I quote “that’s a bad joke”.
B and a Good.
Moral of the story: sass will get you everywhere.
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I could do homework.
Or find a nice area to roll around like a panda.
AnnaSophia Robb to Play Carrie Bradshaw for CW's... →
She was in Tim Burton’s Charlie and the Chocolate Factoryremake and starred in Soul Surfer and Bridge to Terabithia. She’s also playing Wendy in an upcoming remake of Peter Pan.
I think we can all agree that the real important news here is that there is another Peter Pan movie coming out. Can we stop for like, 20 years please? Thanks.
I am now imagining this exchange in a future...
Abed: Oh, everyone needs to be extra careful this week.
Jeff: Why's that?
Abed: It's Sweeps Week. High-rating shows always have some big mind-blowing event in Sweeps Week to get ratings. Someone dies, or there's a natural disaster.
Jeff: Abed, for the last time, this is not one of those shows!
Abed: No, you're probably right. Some shows just have some big Oscar-winning actor make an appearance.
Jeff: This is Greendale. I doubt there's an Oscar-winning actor in the entire state, let alone one about to walk through the study room door.
Dean Pelton: *walks through the study room door* Hel-looooooo!
Person: I'm not sure what to do, any advice?
HP fandom: Eat some Chocolate, It'll help
THG fandom: Stay alive
Sherlock fandom: Not my division
Doctor Who fandom: don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead.
Hitchhiker's Guide fandom: DON'T PANIC
Supernatural fandom: Salt! Lots of salt!
Glee fandom: COURAGE
Community fandom: ¿Dónde está la biblioteca?
Watchthedailywhat:
Oscars: Cirque du Soleil performers perform a movie-themed tribute to movies at tonight’s movie awards.
[@zprophet_mma.]
Well, when you have a Cirque show that’s themed to movies playing in that theater the rest of the time, they have got to preform. I can vouch that Iris is one of the best theatrical experiences of my life.
Every time someone yells at me for "spoiling" the...
thelilnan:
The book’s been out since the 1890’s
It’s not a spoiler
Thank you.
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Having subtitles on during "Hush" is sort of...
Disney Heroes, by David Kawena
mymentaltirades:
spankingbubbles:
fuckyeahimartsy:
wowfunniestposts:
lmao peter pan looks like zac efron
im sorry. but i cant even. lmfao.
looking at this made me feel a little gay.
PETER PAN OMG FGDSHJKAGL
Milo Thatch. Thomas (Pocahontas). John Smith. James Hawkins. Captain Thebes. Tarzan. Prince Eric.
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Oz and Willow win an award for cutest couple.
Despite circumstances. They’re fracking adorable.
“17 countries and (the vote) had to be unanimous. I can’t get 3 friends to agree...”
– Seth Meyers on Weekend Update (SNL, 11/5/11)
